![]() Everyone with the means to should try to make it out to the Seahorse Tavern on Saturday to see what promises to be a memorable show! Aside from seeing my band (Sharp Like Knives) with Oh God and Risky Business.. you'll also have the extreme pleasure of watching me participate in the first ever Halifax Underground Celebrities Pie-Eating Contest! The competition will feature members of Slitch, Flagship Sinker, The Tragedies, Hell City Love, Sharp Like Knives and The Dean Malenkos. Yes that's right, I'm going up against my good pal, and self-professed eating machine, Jon Epworth. I'm a little nervous. You can also see the competitors duke it out verbally before the show, right now, by clicking here. (I'm not listed, because I'm replacing JD who dropped out. Pfft. Good thing I ain't vegan.) I will admit one thing: Sharp Like Knives has not practiced in weeks. We will probably keep our set fairly short, but that will not make it any less than a full-on dance party, so get ready for it. Word. PS: With any luck, there will be pie-eating pictures here soon-after. |
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