![]() ![]() ![]() The stoop party was a total success, even though there were those [Cough. Simone. Cough.] who didn't believe that anyone would show up. In fact, far more people than ever anticipated attended, and many of them did indeed bring beverages! Some surprise beverages included: Lime-Aid, (brought by Kelly) apple cider (brought by Rob) and a blockbuster Kool-Aid special combining strawberry and orange into one all-star strawborange flavour! And Rachel Parsons surprised everyone, and secured her immense popularity by showing up, not with a beverage, but with a tray filled with apple/blueberry crisp, of which short work was quickly made of. Our primary agenda of extreme leisure was rigorously held to, broken only for a moment, in order that we could assemble closer, for a celebratory photograph in honour of a very special lady, my mother. As a matter of fact, we took the time to think not only about my mother, but about all of our mothers. Those special ladies whom we love. And so, in support of mothers everywhere, OptimusCrime Halifax offers you, the readers, printable versions of the special Halifax Mothers Day Stoop and Beverage Leisure Party 2004 Commemorative Photographs. You can reach the larger, print-size photos by clicking on the ones above. Once the large photos have loaded, just right click, and save them to your hard drive, then print them out at your leisure. The print size is 4 x 5.3 inches. Hint: Once framed, the first photograph makes an excellent gift for the mother of anyone who attended the party. The second photograph would also be a suitable gift for the mothers of any readers who share the name Paul. And as a special bonus: For those of you who want something a little more personal, or who were not able to attend the stoop party, or who were just to lazy to do anything for your mom, there is a third, customizable photograph, which you can print and then use a pen or marker to personalize with your own name. Once framed, this photo will surely win the heart of even the cruelest stepmother! You'll find it here! |
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