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[ Sunday, May 16, 2004 ]


12:01
Stoop Party Cancelled This Week, Next Week's Stoop Event Scheduled to be Extra Awesome!  
The Willow Street Awesome Authority regrets to announce that this week's Sunday Stoop and Summer Beverage Relaxation Party has been cancelled due to a lack of appropriately beautiful weather.

Haligonians are however, encouraged to show up next week for a very special themed Stoop Party. On Sunday, May 23rd, join the Willow Street Gang and friends in supporting the Grey Sweatsuit Revolution with our very first G.S.S.R. public event, the Sunday Grey Sweatstoop and Summer Beverage Relaxation and Revolution Party!

As with our weekly Stoop Parties, guests are invited to attend the full 3 hours of scheduled front-stoop relaxation and bring a sample of their favourite summer beverage, or to drop by at any time for a refreshing glass and some friendly summer conversation. This time however, guests are also encouraged to wear grey sweatsuits, in alignment with the G.S.S.R. movement. G.S.S.R. literature will be made available, and anyone who doesn't have access to a grey sweatsuit can show their support with grey sweatsuit pins and wristbands which will be freely available at the event.

Come and Relax. Throw fashion out the window. Wear a god damned sweatsuit!