This is the photo that they chose to put in the Coast for the Sharp Like Knives "sure thing" featurette this week. It's not that it's a bad picture. It's more that I look like a stripey monkey. The 'article' reads fairly well though, and doesn't make us sound too stupid. (maybe a little cocky, but not stupid luckily.)

The Coast: "Hmm... who should we put as the sure thing this week?"
Readers: "What about canadian pop-punk legends Sum41, who are here this weekend to headline an enormous outdoor festival that costs a sweet and heavy $25 admittance?"
The Coast: "No. We're looking for something more... something.. you know... something that very few people will care about."
Readers: "What about Sharp Like Knives? They definitely deserve a spotlight... I mean, they've been playing shows for like... four or five months at least!"
The Coast: "Perfect!"