With three beloved roommates moving out, and three more "New Guys" being welcomed in with open arms, Willow Street Manor is in for some serious re-evaluation. Two of our newest additions, Michael and Francesca, have been instrumental in getting the "renovation" ball rolling. In the 6 short days since they were officially dubbed "Roommates", they have single-handedly (double-handedly?) conquered the fearsome Ricksaur, and won the battle of the floors! With rogues like these two on board, Team Willow will surely bring Willow Street Manor swiftly into a bold, and decadent new era - an era with 30% less carpet. Check out the shit-hot job we did today, fearlessly ripping up carpet easily ten years our senior, and plowing through layers of dust, rotting foam, linoleum tile, and ancient glue to reach the sweet, sweet wood floor beneath, which we immediately began to cover with institution-grey floor paint. If we keep up like this, we'll be living in a palace by the end of the month. A palace! And then where will you be? Not in a palace, I'll wager. Nope, probably you'll be in your regular home sobbing and pining to live with us on Willow Street. Sorry, no room left. But you can always come and visit us and our shiny new floors. And speaking of coming to visit... there's one more reason why you should be tying up your shoes, and heading over here (6015 Willow, you know the address, we've been here for years)... As promised, extra cute photos of Elliot!!! |
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