Permanent body art has been a hot topic of late at Optimuscrime. We three editors may have differing opinions on the subject, but at least we can all agree on one thing:

Facial tattoos are not in our futures.

Montreal has made his views clear. "Yeah. You like tattoos on you, and I like tattoos on other people." All this talk about tattoos has gotten me thinking about them again. There's a number of things I've been considering for the last few months. One thing I've been really interested in lately is marker tattoos. (That is: Tattoos that mark time/places.) I've been thinking of getting a 6015 tattoo, to commemorate my time with Team Willow. But then I thought: "Who cares? Anyone can go and get a house number tattooed on their arm. The real test is, who would get a tattoo commemorating an internet Blog?" And with that, I present to you, my loyal, beautiful readers, the mark of dedication. The official Optimuscrime.com tattoo. Lovingly forged with wizard-like photoshoppery in the deep dark offices of Optimuscrime Halifax.

One free, one of a kind, hand made Optimuscrime.com T-shirt to the first reader to actually have this tattooed on their body. Mr. Neville, (senior) I'm looking at you. Show some fatherly support, and get a tattoo of your kid's nerdy blog, already!