[ Sunday, January 30, 2005 ]
Things Elliot has done today which are endearing:
- playing with paper
- purring
- sleeping
- lounging
- eating
Things Elliot has done today which are less than endearing:
- crapping on my bedroom floor
- pissing on my fucking bed!
You are cute, little one. But know this: If you ever do either of these things again, I will pee on your cute little head. Got it? Now if you'll excuse me, this Optimuscrime Editor has some laundry to do.
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