OPTIMUSCRIME HALIFAX: television, and focused light: together again, for the first time.

[wherein "OCH" represents "Optimuscrime Halifax" and "RSD" represents "Radio Shack Dude"]

OCH: Wow.

RSD: Hey man. Can I help you?

OCH: Nah, I'm just takin' this in right now...

RSD: It's kinda cool, heh?

OCH: Yeah, well... I mean, it's about fucking time.

RSD: Huh?

OCH: I mean, television... flashlight.. it's so obvious. This thing was just waiting to get invented, y'know? I mean... FINALLY!!!

RSD: Yeah.. uh....

OCH: I mean, everytime I've ever been like, searching for something in the dark.. with a flashlight.. Give me like five minutes, and then I'm always like "This is so BORING! I wish this fucking flashlight had a tv in it, so I could watch some M*A*S*H while I'm out here." every time. This little baby's gonna take care of that.

RSD: Well you could also.. Oh.. you're joking.

OCH: Yes.

RSD: Yeah, I guess it is a little weird, actually.

OCH: Yes.

[ Sunday, May 01, 2005 ]