After what was supposed to be two and a half weeks on the road, and what ended up being one week on the road, and one week in toronto, Sharp Like Knives are back in Halifax with no van, no money, but plenty of stories. Optimuscrime Halifax proudly presents to our readers, in regular installments the stories, often heartwarming, sometimes pathetic, occasionally incriminating, which made up our very first tour. This journal will hopefully derail what could potentially be weeks of akward "So, how was the tour?" conversations, and explanations.