It's a little alarming when you realise that not only have people pegged you, but they've done a good job of it. It's that humbling moment when you realise that you may just be a little more "sum-up-able" than you'd hoped, at least visually. We're not sure exactly what we can say about recent events readers, other than to just offer the photographs, and allow you your well-deserved laughs. This young man took the initiative of dressing up for halloween as your own Editor, Optimuscrime Halifax. Eyewitness accounts report that the person in question was somehow able, with nothing more than glasses, a wig haircut, a girl guides shirt, and a blue marker transform himself into an embarrassingly authentic Paul Hammond for All Hallows' Eve. We're ashamed to admit that we can be so easily synthesized - because, we'll give it to him - it's a damn good approximation.

We can only be glad that we were not actually there to witness it ourselves, readers. For who knows what may have happened to our beloved space-time continuum, had the two doppelgangers met face to face?