We're pretty excited over here in the East Coast HQ of Optimuscrime, as this weekend, we will be hitting the road to Yarmouth Nova Scotia to attend (and photograph - look we're using our degree to actually earn some keep) our very first homo-wedding. Longtime friends Mindy and Sara will be tying the knot, and we're both honoured and excited to be there with them.The lovely Stephanie will be accompanying us, where we'll stay at the very fancy, and reportedly haunted Churchill Mansion Country Inn. We're a little nervous, as this marks our first attempt at the ever-feared, ulcer-inducing embarkment known in photographer's circles as the dreaded wedding assignment. Mindy and Sara, your memories are being entrusted to us. We, who just recently realized we had lost upwards of 6 sleeves of negatives from important rock shows across the country. (Gossip, Locust, Blood Brothers, etc.) We're nervous as hell, but happy to be a part of it all. Wish us luck. We're sure it'll be fine. As Haligonian Jody once said: "If Dave and I ever get married, we're totally gonna get gay-married." That's the spirit, Jody! We propose "Gay-Married" be alternately defined as a new attitude toward marriage, wherein the primary goal is simple - awesomeness! This way, we can focus more on the actual quality of the union rather than the gender of the peeps involved. Homos, non-homos, we can all be married, or gay-married, who's gonna stop us? If we at Optimuscrime Halifax were to ever wed, which we surely won't, as we've yet to come across a truly enticing incentive for an authority sponsoring our couplings - why, we would totally get gay-married! Think of it as a high-five to an awesome relationship. |
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