Ok, so OC Original has been keeping it real with his close-to-daily musical advent blogging. And OC Toronto has us covered with her Thumbs Up lists. Even OC Kingston has surpassed us in the holiday-blogs-to-date category. Well, we don't want to come off like a total scrooge. We're here in London, amongst our family - loving the holidays. We like the snow alright. We're into the hot chocolate. We're... relaxing. So here it is: Proof that we love ya. Solid proof that we can do this Holiday thing. From the Halifax Headquarters of the Optimuscrime Empire, we bring you this musical offering: Stiff Kitty - Christmas On Citadel Hill
Citadel Hill, home to that old fortress which overlooks our fair city. And frequently home also to lonely, lusty, or adventurous homos looking for some late night action. As our big gay pal Matt (keyboard whiz for Sharp Like Knives, and the creator of this gem of a song) said unto us when he passed it our way: Hopefully it's the gayest christmas song you've ever heard. "I'll eat your junk like it's from Christ above." Yep, that's pretty gay. (And pretty catchy.) |
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